Add a dose of humor to your everyday wardrobe with our “I Had My Patience Tested — I’m Negative” Tee. Made from ultra-soft, garment-dyed cotton, this unisex shirt delivers that perfectly worn-in comfort from the very first wear. Its relaxed fit and breathable feel make it your new go-to for coffee runs, lazy weekends, or any moment life decides to test your patience.
Featuring a bold, witty graphic that’s guaranteed to get a few knowing laughs, this tee blends laid-back style with a touch of sarcasm — just how we like it. The muted tones pair effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or your favorite chill-day fit, making it as versatile as it is funny.
Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite smart aleck, a friend who’s “so over it,” or just treating yourself to a laugh, this shirt proves comfort and comedy really do go hand in hand.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL to ensure a perfect fit for everyone - Constructed with double-needle stitching for enhanced durability - Designed without side seams to reduce waste and improve aesthetics - Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort - Pre-shrunk fabric ensures a reliable fit after washing
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |